- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

This is not Will Smith.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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