What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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Dear John,

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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So dont touch it

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Hi poop!

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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Anti Joke

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