How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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. Deez nuts Ok

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Jasper sucks.

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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SAY

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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black people. that is all...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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