What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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What time is it? 10:58

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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A scottish man having fun

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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Hey Caleb.

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Chuck Norris died.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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This joke isnt funny.

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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