Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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What's 9 +10 19

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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beiber i straight

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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