What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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Why were corners made? For crying.

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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you are gay

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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A man walks into a bar.

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your going to die

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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