- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

What time is it? 10:58

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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