How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Punchline.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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