A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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knock knock you may come in

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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i am predestal

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A homeless person dies.

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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beiber i straight

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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Oliver's friends

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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