yo momma is so tall shes tall

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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ruddell and dodds anal

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barack osama

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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