what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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This joke isnt funny.

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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Dear John,

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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