What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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Windows Vista

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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God is religiously proven to be real

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arse

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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