Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

a horse walks into a barn

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

An Irishman stays home

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

Hey Caleb.

A scottish man having fun

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

What time is it? 10:58

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

the WNBA

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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