What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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The geese of Growmore

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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