- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bowl of cereal and a bowl of pudding? A bowl of cereal has milk in it.

What does the Christian celebrate on Christmas? Christmas

Why didnt the deer move out of the street when the guy yelled at it? Because deer are a very sensitive species you should try asking politely next time.

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Three men walk into a bar because they were all blind.

Your mother is so fat that her body takes up more space than the average woman.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" Not the best move Anne Frank ever made.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't keep a Ferrari in my garage. (????)?

What's the worst thing to find in an empty box? Nothing,It's empty

Whats red, green, and goes 60 mph? A frog in a blender.

A guy walks into a store and buys a sandwich.

Why'd jimmy drop his candy wrapper? He was brutally melested and stabbed I the eyeballs with forks and cut into pieces before he could make it to the trash can. He was then thrown into the trash can he was going to.

Q. Why did the sheep die? A. I pushed it off a bridge

how did the little girl get to heaven? she died.

why couldn't the Mexican get a job? because of the multiple racist jokes gave his ethnicity a bad name.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was mmfmffemuuuuuffuummuuuuuluuu.

Why did the black guy get fired from his job. I asked first.

What is black, white and hungry? A woman with a rare skin disorder known as Vitiligo which causes discolourtion of the skins pigment in patches; who is hungry.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? because i shot it.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair

Friends are like bananas. If you peel your skin and eat them, they die.

why did the ginger have no friends? he was wearing skechers

ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

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