An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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Obamacare!

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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anus soup

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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justin littleton. nuff said

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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