What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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if it's friday, it must be China

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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knock knock Come in.

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Y2K

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Where else? The junk yard

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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james schmitt whats your last name

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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