Kate

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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throbbing slobber

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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knock knock you may come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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