What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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Thumbs this up

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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