- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

milly, milly, milly, cat

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Brett Farve

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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