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Jews for Jesus

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

Canada

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

why did the man die? he got shot

Turtles

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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