Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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if u r not my friend, like this joke

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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but there is a road to the super market

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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