- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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Chocolate tastes good.

Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

If life throws you lemons Catch them

Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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