- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

Knock Knock. F uck off.

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

A homeless person dies.

jokes r dumb

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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