- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Steering Wheel Face.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Brett Farve

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

i am predestal

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

penis

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Lacrosse

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

DANA

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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