what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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Fruitcake

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I like to eat.

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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Child Prostitution.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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