Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

What's 9 +10 19

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

jokes r dumb

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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