Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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SPAMS!!!

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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The geese of Growmore

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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