- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

kennah campion... being nice

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

Windows Vista

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

Well, this is fun.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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