- Anti Joke

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

Hi poop!

i wish i was a tree !

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

Anti Joke

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