Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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