A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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i am predestal

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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A homeless person dies.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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