Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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A joke

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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Chuck Norris died.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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