Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

kennah campion... being nice

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

A joke

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

Well, this is fun.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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