Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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josh simpson has cancer

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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Go away.

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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