What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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Pickle!

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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johann grayson being liked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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