Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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Thumbs this up

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What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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Black Poeple

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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Kate

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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Haha pizza

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