why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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Chocolate tastes good.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Anti jokes are funny

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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Haha pizza

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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