Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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the WNBA

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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