1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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jokes r dumb

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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This post contains NOTHING.

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Women's rights

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Women's rights.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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the WNBA

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