1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Jews for Jesus

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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