why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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The geese of Growmore

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Haha pizza

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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Pickle!

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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