What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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What does a man like. food.

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Benevolent villain.

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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