What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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im jewish

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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Pickle!

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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Aodhan Hearty

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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anus soup

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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