Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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