look at there!! an entire dog!!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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johann grayson being liked

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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Hello

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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Dead babies.

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I love boobs

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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Punchline.

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SAY

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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A fat man buys a salad

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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