- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

Robin, get in the car.

What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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