Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

josh simpson has cancer

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

Why....... Because.

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

What has human male genitalia? A human male

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

jokes r dumb

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

Rebecca Black sings a song.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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