- Anti Joke

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

I AM DISSAPOINTED

So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Knock knock! Yes?

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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