what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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God.

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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Womens rights.

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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