What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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Robin, get in the car.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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a banana

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DERP

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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