How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

The chicken crossed the road.

hi bye

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

Guess what? Chicken butt

Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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